*Not* indigestion. It is aesthetic transfiguration

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(Source: teenagenicks)

postcute:

fun way to establish communism:

  1. tell capitalists you’re gonna fix the economy by turning it off and then on again
  2. turn the economy off
  3. never turn it on again

bahamvt:

This is the gayest i’ve ever looked tbh

clientsfromhell:

A client ordered a product from me that required pickup. He called to ask about the status of it.

Me: Your order is ready for pickup. I’ve tried to call multiple times over the past few days, but your voicemail box was full and I couldn’t leave a message.

Client: So my order has been ready? Why didn’t you let me know!?

Me: I’m sorry, but when I called the number you provided, I couldn’t leave a message for you.

Client: Thanks a lot. The closing was yesterday. Now I’ll have to give it to them after the fact.

Me: Again, I tried calling multiple times, to no answer and a full machine –

Client: Well of course I didn’t answer! I assumed someone calling that much was trying to spam me. 

nycexplorer:

The Brattle Book Shop in Boston. One of America’s Oldest and Largest Antiquarian Book Shops

(Source: theonion)

(Source: best-of-memes)

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

(Source: cephalodogs)

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