fun way to establish communism:
- tell capitalists you’re gonna fix the economy by turning it off and then on again
- turn the economy off
- never turn it on again
This is the gayest i’ve ever looked tbh
A client ordered a product from me that required pickup. He called to ask about the status of it.
Me: Your order is ready for pickup. I’ve tried to call multiple times over the past few days, but your voicemail box was full and I couldn’t leave a message.
Client: So my order has been ready? Why didn’t you let me know!?
Me: I’m sorry, but when I called the number you provided, I couldn’t leave a message for you.
Client: Thanks a lot. The closing was yesterday. Now I’ll have to give it to them after the fact.
Me: Again, I tried calling multiple times, to no answer and a full machine –
Client: Well of course I didn’t answer! I assumed someone calling that much was trying to spam me.
The Brattle Book Shop in Boston. One of America’s Oldest and Largest Antiquarian Book Shops
fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want