*Not* indigestion. It is aesthetic transfiguration

You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.

“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.

“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.

-On Presidential Doodlers

Said alligator:

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(via thedancingtoast)

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my friend

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weepingwitch:

[sees girl reading The Communist Manifesto]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] manifests all that frickin communism."

(Source: gookgod)

moukies:

contagiousmiscellaneous:

PAY BACK

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: madamoiselfie)

(Source: fucklinski)

(Source: babykanima)

How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

BABY:
[builds tower with blocks]
ME:
ok this is very good
under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
so this is a great comment
BABY:
[knocks over tower]
ME:
that’s right

(Source: katara)

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

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